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nosebleedhooligans:

No, really. It’s insect repellant. They learned from Joba’s Midge Nightmare in Game 2 the 2007 ALDS against Cleveland. 

Two for two for this guy. Michael Pineda was caught with a foreign, pine-tar looking substance on his neck Wednesday against the Boston Red Sox. He got away with it against the Red Sox the first time. 

The second time’s a charm. 

Pineda was ejected from the game. 

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Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.
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I don’t understand how someone could even like me this much.

Because who I am with you is who I want to be.

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nbcparksandrec:

Holy mother of Sasha… and Malia!

Michelle Obama is on tomorrow’s #ParksandRec season finale! 

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